Crisis!

I’ve lost my voice! Is it even possible???
A talker like me with no voice? It’s like torture!
This weekend is ALL about meeting friends and catching up,
and what happens? I looooose my voice! GOSH GOSH GOSH!

I was just standing outside yesterday, having a conversation then suddenly my voice startet being an ass.. and then when I woke up this morning it was even worse…and now after a long day.. it’s like horrible! I sound like a drunken sailor… having one cigarette too much and drinking one whiskey too much.. ai ai ai!

 

Anyway.. I went to the gas station for like 30 minutes ago to buy something for my throat and there was this guy standing by the counter pretty drunk… and he was rude towards the girl behind the counter and since I DON’T HAVE A VOICE I didn’t feel like having a confrontation with the drunk guy.. then suddenly I hear the woman behind the counter say: YOU ARE NASTY….. guess what… the guy had taken out his penis!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
He was so nasty in his mouth too but to take out his penis is like sooooo far over the line! It’s not cool! 
I wish I had a voice…then I would have chewed him up like a lion chewing on a beef! But I don’t have a voice so I had to wait until he left before I paid for my stuff.
Gosh! Sad sad guy!

 

I’m tired!

~ av Limpan den mai 30, 2009.